The Wonders of Chocolate

Yes, this almost magical food. With the powers to turn ordinary women into lovers, to send children go wild, and many a times called into service for the defense of countries (to be consumed by soldiers).
A popular gift, given by almost everyone to anyone.
You could rarely go wrong with a gift of chocolate.
And its appropriate for any festival.
Consumed by any culture.
And probably one of the powerful weapons in the arsenals of desperate young men.
The traditional developed over centuries have now got us into the state it is now.

And in any case, a bar of chocolate always cheers me up.
How about you?